'Didn’t expect to see this.' That’s what you’d think peeking through the kitchen doorway—tattooed guy bent over the couch, pink-haired girl straddling his face with her ass in your direction. Tongue buried deep between his legs before she even stands up. Then she grabs his cock, slides down slow, and starts riding like someone’s watching (because they are). Rubber head stays on for extra filth. The whole time? Eye contact that says ‘you’re not supposed to be here.’